Well, I should have seen it coming. First, I perfect the whole walking thing (check me out in this secret spy video) then I figure out how to open the baby gate,and finally, I try to take over the world with my hypnotic powers of cuteness. It worked on Santa so I figured mommy and daddy would be a cinch. But they must have got an idea from some crazy scientist 'cause they stuck me in a jar to keep me outta trouble. Now, I'm a boy in a bubble and all I can do is make funny faces and try to get out. Oh well, I'm pretty sure they'll release me for my birthday or people will get kinda suspicious when I don't show up.
Jacob! You have amazing powers to be able to make your face do that! So far, the only funny face I can make is sticking out my tongue with my mouth open, so I'll have to practice some of your moves!
I'm officially on my way now. This September I get to start kindergarten so my parents have been helping me get ready to conquer school. There are a few things that need to be mastered before I set foot on the hallowed grounds of higher learning.
1) need to have the wiping the bum part down pat so that I don't have crusty underwear!
2) need to learn to eat the healthy portion of my lunch before the yummy portions
3) need to start getting dressed before i come downstairs demanding to watch TV
4) need to start going to bed earlier so that i will wake up in time to start school
5) need to spell my whole name, know my phone numbers, tie my shoes and do up buttons, zippers and buckles.
6) need to learn how not to get frustrated while doing all the above because I am learning all the above and learning involves mistakes along the way!
So as I imbark on my last year of no responsibilities other than to enjoy being 5, I have my one motto - Enjoy everything I do, and have fun
3 comments:
lol - you are funny, jacob!
Jacob! You have amazing powers to be able to make your face do that! So far, the only funny face I can make is sticking out my tongue with my mouth open, so I'll have to practice some of your moves!
clever boy!!!
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