Sunday, July 08, 2007
We got a new "ac-tor"!
Monday, July 02, 2007
Party on Canada!!!

So happy birthday Canada, can't wait till next year's party!
Friday, June 22, 2007
Muddle Puddle Fun
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Lots and lots of fishies
and cause they can spit really far!
I also saw some otters doing a back float with their eyes closed, an enormous sealion who looked like he sould go on a diet, dolphins jumping high into the air, some lovely pink birds, a big old turtle and then i saw Nemo and Dory.
Then to top off the day, daddy changed my car seat so that i can now sit forward and watch my mummy's driving (gotta keep an eye on her cause she tends to go fast sometimes). It was a really good day and I even managed to squeeze that stubborn poo out!
Thursday, May 24, 2007
N.O. means "No!"
Here I am demonstrating a few of my undesirable traits (or so the parents like to tell me). No matter how many times mummy and daddy tell me not to do something, I must experiment on my own. Of course now that I have learned how to communicate my opinion on such matters, I'm sure that the rules in this household will change. POWER TO THE BABIES!!!!!
Friday, May 18, 2007
Fun times at the Steinebach household
I call this "Where's Jacob?"
I have been busy showing the adults that baby locks are so passe. Heck I can get into the liquor glasses now and also climb onto the bar by climbing up the big stools (there's also a phone there that I have my eye on!). I can open and shut all the doors cause they have that fun knob that turns when you pull on it. My new tasks to work on are figuring out how to open the kitchen door locks, turn the bath on (already know how to turn the shower on), get into the food cupboard (I can sorta get into the one with the cereal in it) and climb out of my bed safely. I figure once I have accomplished these last tasks I will be ready for school!
Today we went to Sardis park and met up with some buddies. I had a great time on the toys and chasing the ducks and geese. I'm not sure why the geese hissed and the ducks ran away though? I even tried to share my bananna with them but they liked my sandwich better. Mummy wouldn't let me run away too far though cause she was afraid that I would try to pick up some more poopies (I thought they were rocks!)
Pose, snap and voila!
My cousins are really tall so Craig had to hang on to me (and so i wouldn't run away). I'm sure that mummy will have tons more pictures of me for the rest of my life.
Monday, May 07, 2007
All systems operational
So now that he is back to normal he is making up for lost time. He has already tested the cat and luckily (or maybe not) she didn't bite or scratch him. I think that it might take a bite for him to stop pestering her. He has tested our will against his by throwing some fits when he can't have the phone or something else he thinks he should have. Then when he did get my cell phone he called my friend and left some kind of message twice. He is back to running around and opening the doors and shutting them very loudly and quickly (I'm sure his fingers will get caught), climbing onto tables, chairs and whatever else looks climbable (he is eyeing the cats bed in the window sill) and generally making his presence known in every room. Yup the kid is definitely back!!!!!!
Sunday, May 06, 2007
A visit to Hell
Friday, April 27, 2007
Wild times at my house

Sunday, April 15, 2007
Vancouver Sun Run - Completed!
So there you have it, I have officially competed in my first ever marathon (and so did mummy and daddy). I think I might be able to take on a biathalon next!
Friday, April 13, 2007
It has started!!
So I'm not sure if it will be an easy thing to train him or not cause he appears to like peeing in the tub and making splashes on the water. Yup he's definitely a man in the making!!!
Then if Thursday wasn't exciting enough for him he decided to test the theory of gravity. The theory is if you put your legs over the sides of the crib and you have no fear, will you fall out painfully or tumble lightly. Well Grandma got to experience Jacob's first tumble from his jail bars. She put him down for his nap and shortly after listening to him play nicely, she heard him crying quite loudly. He wasn't in his crib but was crying beside the rocking chair not really sure what to do. Now you might think this would stop his climbing attempts but nope he's determined to master the technique and get out of bed lightly. This weekend, Daddy is putting the gate across the top stairs in case he makes an escape attempt while half asleep.
Jacob has also discovered that when mummy says "No" she really likes to repeat herself a thousand times and when that doesn't work she tries some other methods like dumping water over his head (now before everyone gets in an uproar it's because i had raw chicken on my hands and couldn't wash them quick enough so I grabbed the water glass beside me in the hopes that he would stop what he was doing). Well I soon discovered that water doesn't faze him and that he enjoys playing in it (Like duh mum cause he plays in the cats water dish all the time!) So I must now use my high panic "No" to get him to stop (and even then it's only for a few seconds). My son is unfortuately going through his rebellion stage now. When I say "No", he hears "Well sure go ahead" and so he climbs onto the tables, tries to pull things over, sits in my plant (cause he saw the cat do it) and touches things that he shouldn't. When I try and stop him he figures that if he throws himself backwards or cries real hard or stomp his feet that I'll give in. Most of the time i win but sometimes he wins in that I will let him do something as long as it's safe (I mean cat food won't hurt him and if he coughs up hair balls then I can clean it up)
Saturday, April 07, 2007
Mountain biking
Monday, April 02, 2007
Horsing around
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Two little monkeys
We have some monkeys in our house but they are not your typical monkeys. One likes to climb and the other one likes to talk on phones. They're both so darn cute though that we can't get upset with them for just being monkeys.
This is Monty the construction monkey wearing his fashionable tighty whiteys, construction hat and sporting his very popular cell phone.
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Tough Love
So wish me luck and hope that this habit doesn't take too long to break or one of us is going to be tired all the time!
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Mud Fun
Thursday, March 15, 2007
You dirty rat you!
Monday, March 12, 2007
Hamming it up
Later that day, daddy took me to Hope to have lunch with my sisters and brother cause they haven't been to see me or daddy in a really long time (daddy says it's cause they are "teenagers"). We had a great lunch and later when mummy got home from shopping she gave me a brand new peekaboo kiss book. Tonight we get to eat some of my cousin Tessa's birthday cake (yummy). Maybe I can try out my sthick on the rest of the family!
Monday, March 05, 2007
All in a day's work!
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
For Sale!!!!!
Now so you all don't think that I have been a grouch the whole time I have managed a few happier times this weekend. On Saturday, mummy and my auntie Kim and uncle Frank went to see Mike Holmes in Vancouver. He was very entertaining and I clapped and shouted for him. Then auntie Kim let me run over pushy peoples feet when they tried to block mummy from walking with us. On Sunday, we went up to the property and laughed as daddy tried to start a fire with wet wood. Then mummy let me drive in the drivers seat with her and when she asked me if I enjoyed driving I replied a resounding "NO". That night we went to help uncle Frank eat birthday cake and I got to have fun with my cousins. But on the drive home I was cranky again and making my parents wonder if some monster had taken over my body.
Friday, February 23, 2007
Skating Fun
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Fully Protected
I thought I might also need some protection elsewear but mummy said this wasn't the right peice of equipment for that.
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Weekend Fun
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Happy Valentine's Mommy!
A Valentine for my Mommy
Mommies are not rare, thoe good ones are quite preshus.
They love to love thare famlees and cope with Daddy's messes.
They let him act romantik (or get him drunk) so maybe
they can get him ware they want him... in bed to make a baby!
Then when they got us in them, they put up with the puking
and hope that Daddy clues in and helps out with the cooking.
They let us kick thare innards and make thare bladdurs pop;
and even seem quite happy when at last our waters drop!
They grunt and grone and howl and moan and sweat a pail or two,
They push down low and huff and blow (sometimes they even poo!)
As many watch, we leave thare crotch, beneath deflated tummies;
to be wiped down (I was quite brown) and given to our mummies.
Her love for me was instint, like a pakaged cup o’ noodles;
and seemingly unending (her and Dad adore me oodles).
They brott me home and showed me to thare fuzzy kitties three,
and littel did I know it, we became a family.
Thru many munths (some sleepless) mummy spared me from her wrath;
Despite some bitten nipples and me crapping in my bath.
I figger I have soiled ‘bout a thousand pounds of Pampers;
I’ve lurned to empty drawers and to upset londry hampers.
But most of all I lurned to trust my mummy to the bone.
She says that I am preshus too and made hur house a home.
And even when she calls me “brat” I know that I’ll be fine,
‘Cause she’s the world’s best mummy and she’s my Valentine!
Lots of luv and drool,
Jacob
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Jacob's account of things
Well first I did this
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Monday, February 12, 2007
Needles
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Busy, busy, busy
Sunday, February 04, 2007
Checking out the new backyard
I also found out that I have my very own tire to swing on. Of course I had to taste it to make sure that it was safe to use and it was so mummy let me go for a swing.
I think I might like this new place once it's all done. There's all sorts of things that I can get into up there.
Then this afternoon we went shopping and I got to help mummy and daddy look at doors and windows. I was being very good so mummy let me out of my stroller to walk around and i met all sorts of friendly people when i was pushing my stroller into them. It was a very full day so I had a very late nap and now I'm raring to go all night long.

